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Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
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A guilty mustashe rider wanted most women share. Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that SelleckHandlebar, or Swanson.
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A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered.
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Mustache ride sex. When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases.
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